Haiku Thursday (PM)

This morning's haiku had such a happy ending! 

Will the good times last, readers?

An haiku conversation with my heater

Bear with me heater

As I ask you this one quick

And simple question.

Why the eff is there

No effing heat coming out 

of you, for effs sake?

I am trying not

To panic but you seem to

Be effing broken. 

A heater sans heat.

It's like a jam donut with 

No jam or donut. 

NOW I'M PANICKING
THE NIGHT IS COLD AND SO SO
VERY VERY LONG

Beelzebub has

A devil put aside for

Me for me for me

Haiku Thursday (AM)

Don't fail me now memory

I 

What's that thing where you

Cut apple, batter and fry,

Then dip in toffee?

II

Distant memory

Wait! Chinese toffee apple!

I'm gonna make you

III

Remembering that

Was easy, now remember

Other cool stuff, brain!

Haiku Thursday (PM)

The next week
15 and 16
Shower or two. Week's outlook,
Well, you could be worse

That's life
If it's not one thing
It's usually another
This is how it goes

The wrong direction

Grooming on my mind

Won't make me rich or pretty

Must refocus brain

HAIKU THURSDAY MEETS VAN DAMME IT'S FRIDAY

What the eff are you doing here Haiku Thursday??? I guess Friday afternoon before a long weekend is pretty intoxicating, so, friends, K and I thought we'd share our last 20 mins of emails plus a little bonus.

5:30pm
why are you so far away?
Come closer, dream time.

5:30 comes and
Goes daily. That special time.
So close yet so far.

A time to shut off.  
Computers, not emotions.
5:30pm.

Things are looking up
Empty inbox; court, school, done
All I need's five thirts

Long weekend. I long
To take you behind the school
And get you pregnant.

Long weekend and friend
Alcohol, I'm gonna mix
The shit out of you

Haiku Thursday (AM)

DIAMOND JUBILEE EDITION

QEII

Sixty queen years

Word to you and your mother

May she rest in peace.

Queen Mother

Is it strange, you Maj,

For your mum's title to change

And be about you?

How does she do it?

QEII somehow

Makes beige look warm, appealing

Good beige costs money